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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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taco-bell-rey:

Getting ready to steal your man

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neonrainbowdash193:

hippie-babs-seed:

shak1ra:

thisisgabbs:

Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.

I don’t think anyone understands how incredibly fucking relevant this is.

If you feel this way around me, I will always forgive you.FROEVER!

please!

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" I am not perfect but I am limited edition. "

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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c-l-a-s-s-y—k-i-s-s-e-s:

oh i know it is ;p

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createthislookforless:

Beauty Lupita Nyong’o named People World’s Most Beautiful Woman 2014.

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sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

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sodamnrelatable:

This is the best thing ever.

asking the real questions

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wineandtobacco:

It’s a crime
That not all girls know
The feeling
Of relaxing on their back
Legs wide
Inviting
Inviting the mouth of someone
Whose lust is insatiable
Who will not rest
Until you can’t take anymore
Who gets to the brink
Just by pushing you over
By turning those ripples
Of pure pleasure
Into tidal waves

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